WOWLS! MAGIC K9-Themed Electric Vehicles

WOWLS! MAGIC K9 Themed Vehicles – Powered By POETIC JUSTICE!

WOOF! POOF!! SHAZAMM!! Wowls MAGIC K9 Themed Vehicles Take Over Global Auto Market!

 

THESE ARE MAGIC QUANTUM MATERIALIZED ELECTRIC VEHICLES!

 


K9 Themed Vehicles that leave Tesla/SpaceX (And ALL Unicorns) chokin’ in the dust!

Unapologetic & REAL:

Models:

K9A Class: The Alpha Cyber Wolf
The ultimate wolf-themed electric ride. Full customization wolf-branded vehicles that say NO to horsepower and go with WOLF/K9 POWER instead.

These vehicles need little explanation.

K9W Class: Wolf Class Vehicles
Show your higher K9 Nature with these AWESOME WOLF-Themed Electric Vehicles!

K9B Class: (As in bitches)

Fear not: These vehicles for females are the ultimate in upscale boutique style technology that puts the wheel of torments over Apple and takes the market in upscale hi-priced shiny next gen vehicle tech.

1-click in vehicle customizations can change the exterior colors and designs giving women tha hi-tech abilities to make a new fashion statement every day of the year.

K9P Class: K9 Pack Class

Electric conversions kits for ALL types of cars! Get rid of that horse power and upgrade yourself to WOLF/K9 power!

Pimp you gas powered ride up with next-gen MAGIC electric vehicle kit upgrades! Just SLAP THIS MAGIC STICKER design on ANY vehicle of ANY model and watch it upgrade before your eyes – YES! Be in STYLE and environmentally sound with WOWLS – K9 Themed technology of the future to REPLACE horsepower!

Add K9P class features to your current ride and FLY!

Ruh!: Motorcycles and Scooters.

These younger mini-wolves-K9z vehicles are lots of fun and run on MAGICS/Electricities too!

Wolf themed bikes for all of you needs.

WOWLS: Wolf / K9 Themed Electric VTOL Ships With Stealth Encampment AutoYurt Technology

That’s right! WOWLS ARE MAGIC! 

Our batteries are based on a special ‘spiritual’ technology that combines intellectual property law, unbeatable branding, anti-BAR association, anti-censorship strategies and alternative legal theory.

WOWLS!: #1 in AI / IOT / ROBOTICS

*The Owl is intelligent (AI)
*The Wolf Works in Packs (IOT)
*These Mechanized Flying K9s Are The Leader in Aerospace Robotics

MADE OUT OF HEMP THERMOPLASTICS!?

“I put the smackdown on PayPal and the banking cartel for the outrageous policy of freezing funds of all men who have any opinion contrary to 60 gender ideation…This SMACKDOWN is going to be harder than the one Elon Musk and Tesla put on the gasoline vehicles industry” – Jesse Gilbert – Standing against OUTRAGEOUS funds-freezing policies of GayPal and mainstream banks of men who don’t lend public support to the 60 x 60 3,600 genders movement.

HOW WILL WOWLS WORK?:

Get in, type your destination bump your favorite tunes while your WOWL flies you to your destination – Anywhere in the World!

NEW VTOL ELECTRIC PERSONAL AIRCRAFT – K9 THEMED – DESIGNED TO CRUSH TESLA IN THE NEXT GEN PERSONAL FLIGHT VEHICLES MARKET…

Wowls are not ready for outer-space…Not yet. But we believe that here on earth electric VTOL vehicles with AI assisted autopilot are going to DOMINATE THE AIRSPACE in under 10 yrs.

QUANTUM MATERIALIZATION TECHNOLOGY AND INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LAW

WOWLS aim to be the most advanced flight vehicle on the market by far! Wowls are based on a whole new concept of QUANTUM MATERIALIZATION.

Enough heat, surplus money and creative energy is derived to practically Materialize new space flight vehicles more advanced than anything from Tesla and SpaceX

SPACEFLIGHT TECHNOLOGY IS BASED IN LARGE PART ON  POLITICAL CENSORSHIP!

But Wowls beats the censors and the assets freeze specialist at GayPal and mainstream banks who ‘seize and freeze’ funds of any man running a business with heart and soul.

WOWLS Uses ICANN first to register domain name law and perfected assets like WOWLS that ABSOLUTELY SHRED ALL UNICORNS by FAIR CONSUMER COMPARISON…

Wowls legal strategy is competent to incinerate bigoted tech billionaires who hate on heterosexuals by the baker’s dozen and turns their soul and life’s work into fuel for new space exploration vehicles!

YES! You read it right! The legal LEVERAGE of 1 domain name registration at $13/yr for the next 2,000 yrs is sufficient to out-maneuver Tesla and SpaceX and DOZENS OF UNICORNS in the hi-tech game.

First to register domain name law contains ALL of the Solar Power and Electricity & Legal Weight in the known Universe!

At Wowls you can get your own Generation-8 flying wolf themed VTOL ship and zoom around the planet! Our ships are based on quality hemp-natural thermo plastic materials and way more advanced than any flying car dreamed of.

WOWLS SPECIFICATIONS:

Powered by Siberian Purple Thunderbolt Anti-Fascist Censorship Electricity Systems:

Details: The environmentally-friendly electric propulsion systems in Wowls vehicles make Tesla tech look amateur in comparison. The Siberian purple thunderbolt spiritual technology systems will allow Wowls to fly quite fast.

AutoYurt Holographic Yurt Systems:

Details: Are you tired of big city tech politics and want to escape to place like Alaska, Siberia or the North Pole to chill out, camp (and maybe fish?)…

Wowls come equipped with AutoYurt:

AutoYurt is a next-generation stealth encampment technology. It works as a projected yurt hologram and/or light solar friendly dew point water gathering / filtration materials with adjustable diameter ranging from 10 to 90 ft.

This shelter system is made by projected electricity / hemp materials and can keep you warm even in the dead of winter in the Arctic Tundra.

AutoYurt is dedicated to Christopher Crosby – The legendary African American Pro-Per legal genius who helped me strategically to destroy the kangaroo court system and punk the entire BAR. C.C. came up with the idea for a Yurt with 2 entrances – 1 entrance at the back where the ‘trunk’ of the WOWLS flight vehicle can attach / detach from with electro-pneumatic porting technology.

WOWLS AI/IOT Pack Connectivity:

WOWLS are of course AI / IOT friendly – You can get a Wowl for each family member or member of your tech company and travel the world as a cyber nomad to go where you like.

WOWLS ARE REAL! THIS IS LEGIT!

Contact Jesse Gilbert to help design your WOWLS K9-Themed Personal Flight Vehicle & We Will Work Out The Design And Manufacturing 1 on 1.

The Key Is The Wicked Cool Siberian Themed Flying Wolf – Yes! The Brand Concept Alone & .com Domain Name Registration WOWLS Already Puts Us On A Different Planet from 99.9999999% of The Other Companies Out There.

You can pick which type of K9 you want your vehicle to be! Any type of K9 doesn’t have to be a wolf. Contact your sponsor to order.

ALL ARTICLES ON WOWLS.com Have Permissions To Be REPUBLISHED in ANY Publication - Provided Jesse Gilbert AKA General HaKhan is CITED as the ORIGINAL AUTHOR - And A Link to www.Wowls.com is INKLUDED

Open to Kollaboration! This is AmeriKa with A K! A K9 Eat K9 Kontinent & Jesse Gilbert AKA The Alpha Cyber Wolf is LAW! Contact jesse@wowls.com or text 925 259 1976 - My comms may be getting jammed as I have not received 1 incoming email for MONTHS!

Website Content Creation Tools & Strategies!

Website Owners Need Content and LOTS OF IT! www.Wowls.com/wc/ Never Pay ANY Copywriter EVER Again! Have FUN CREATIVE WRITING under your own name/pen-name!

FREE WEBSITE PROMOTIONS!

Send YOUR Content - WOWLS Ranks Perty-Well @ Least in DuckDuckGo!
Contact with your submissions for fast approval if your CoNTENT meets STANDARDS of Kwality!

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