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Invest in Artificial Intelligence AND CANNABIS AND SPACE RACE TECHNOLOGY!
AND SuperIntelligent Cities – Or 1 of these anyways!
The Very Last Word in Pithy, Kid-Friendly Branding FOR VERY ADULT SPACE TRAVELS TOO!
*The Wowls are on the hunt for an investor or 2 who want equity in Wowls.com for a piece of the merchandising bonanza! FWD This URL if you know anymore who can support a non-feminized brand for the masses!
WOWLS are great for females too btw!
Anyone who likes K9s and/or Owls is a great potential buyer for dozens or even THOUSANDS of products from this exclusive upscale BRAND!
Hundreds of wolf and dog characters can be created out of the Wowls as sub-brand names…
Heck – we can even get into the pet foods market! Boys and girls, men and women of ALL ages can enjoy Wowls merchandise.
Keychains in every last store from 7-11 to Honk Kong junkets… Beach blankets in every last Target… Plushie dolls at every amusement park… T-shirts, hats and sunglasses in thousands of urban fashion stores, Wolf-ear headphones in every tech store… And much, much, much more!…
Wowls ARE the brand of the future!
Anyone who buys a Wowls plushie doll will be shown the url on the tag and have a website to visit that is LOADED chock full of every type of Wowls merchandise imaginable!…
The back end profits you could can rake in, hand over fist, is enough to satisfy the greed of satan himself provided he is a reasonable businessman and understands that Wowls go nowhere without the .com demon behind his marketing efforts for repeat business…
I want private investment for non-controlling equity of Wowls.com – That’s All Folks!
I don’t want any venture capital.
Private capital for a small share of equity – few strings attached and very minimal, digitally signed legal agreements (I don’t shake hands anymore due to covid and the FACT that you really cannot trust anyone!…)
Wowls can be merchandised all over Asia, The Middle East, Europe, The Americas and The Isles…
If Hello Kitty can do $8 Billion/Yr in merchandising, Wowls can do 80!+++
Any store that sells stuffed animals…any convenience store that sells keychains, any outlet that sells beach blankets – All can be points of distribution for Wowls merchandise…
— The quantity of items can be in the 10’s of thousands with a point and click online catalog for wholesale distributors.
To invest in this once in a millennia opportunity to beat every last brand on the planet in ROI for distribution send inquiries to jesse@wowls.com
Regards,
Jesse Gilbert AKA General HaKhan
WOWLS Ambassador!
www.Wowls.com
P.S. Did I mention? Wowls can also make outstanding cyber animation!
The winter scenes and beautiful nature that can accompany the Wowls story can be surreal!
*Forward this url to anyone you know that wants a no-brainer investment opp that is sure to deliver outstanding ROI and doesn’t even have to promote transgenderism. (If there is 1 human in the world with any understanding at all and a few cryptos/shekels/toumens/yen/ – whatever of capital to invest)
