Hip Hop Rap Industry News: MOP & Too Short Sign With WOWLS!
“You can’t be no geek with the iron” – Billy The Yid
“I ain’t Romeo, Prince Charming or your Knight in shining armor” – Too Short
“Ante Up” – MOP
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Superstar Black Mafia Shot Caller & Hi-Tech GSR 5/0 ‘Mogul’ Michael Douglas AKA Gift OUTCLASSES All for Fame Including Biggie Wallas and Joins #1 Space Race Tech BRAND: THE WOWLS SPACEFLEET
“Mars? Fuck MARS nigga! We on target for PLUTO & JUPITER!” – Jesse Gilbert AKA General HaKhan – Commander of the WOWLS Spacefleet.
Stay tuned for this HARD HITTING Music Industry News – As SONY-BMG and all those other LOW-TECH CLOWNS with INFERIOR BRANDS got outmaneuvered by the #1 Intel Team for ON THE GROUND COMMERCIAL INTELLIGENCE – Jesse Gilbert AKA The Alpha Cyber Wolf + Michael Douglas AKA Gift.
GREAT SILK ROAD 5.0!
The ONLY CREDIBLE ONLINE CONSUMER FEEDBACK RATINGS BASED TECH COMPANY SOPHISTICATED AND UPSCALE FOR ALL OF YOUR DRUG / MEDECINE PURCHASES!
Rate your Ganja right on your mobile device RIGHT THERE IN THE PARKS AFTER YOU TOKE IT!
1 fireball outa 5 is all that EVERY LAST PHARMACEUTICAL WHITE TRASH HOMOSEXUAL HOOLIGAN ‘Dispensary’ Gets from Jesse Gilbert – EVERY LAST ONE JUST MORE AND MORE AND MorE Bio-Poisoned SCUM!
1/2 Fireball or less actually – We may have to split this thing up into like 8th’s of a Fireball ratings.
P.S. The WEAPONS HAVE SHIPPED from our warehouses HIDDEN DEEP IN OAK-TOWN!
Too Short can call in the hits and so can MOP – All Across the mid-west!
These weren’t made from ‘Iron’ though – We went UPSCALE with our Weaponrys and used HEMP THERMOPLASTICS!
PREVIEW OF OUR UPCOMING SHOOT IN OUTER MONGOLIA!
COMPLETE WITH NEXT-GEN ELECTRIC VEHICLES!
Too Short is Rolling The Candy Coated RED WOWLS K9W Wolf Class Hemp Thermoplastics Model
MOP? He ain’t told me yet what color he is in for…
Me: I go with The DARK GREEN ALPHA CYBER WOLF!
WE MOST CERTAINLY ARE STARTING UP THE OUTER-MONGOLIAN ICE RACING CIRCUIT!
P.S. DO NOT EVER CONTACT HIGH TIMES FOR ADVERTISING THEY WILL SNITCH YOU AND TRY AND ROLL ON YOU!
Jenny Schild
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Jenny@hightimes.com
The name says it all!: Rothschild SHILL!
Never even taken 1 hit of weed!