HATE CRIMES! LGBTQ Is Always Innocent!!
This topic is so absurdist I am almost too weary to punch it into this here keyboard – ALMOST!
So yeah some white trash dyke tried to murder me in Santa Rita.
You already got the story – But you cannot FATHOM the cover-up when the attempted murder via Extra-Judicial-Lethal injection failed.
I have fought these sub-humans my entire life!
Never been interested in that sick culture! – Not even ‘bi-curious’!!
I don’t even want to get into the DEVASTATING loss of friendships I’ve endured over this issue…
But let me make one thing clear:
If a ‘friend’ offers to ‘suck it’ – THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!
OR:
If some white trash homosexual Israeli geeks like Jonathan Harris and his criminal cohort Jonathan Hirshowitz try to pester you to try RONGUE-Kissing – THEY ARE YOUR MORTAL ENEMIES!
“Yeah! I wanna be like Borat! Me! Me!! Me!! – I want to be like every last comedian today and treat homosexuality and prison rape like some 25/8/365 JOKE!”
It just ain’t funny! Not in the SLIGHTEST!
It’s too numerous to count the amount of INSULTS that I’m a ‘BIGOT’ for both not wanting to PERSONALLY COMMIT MORTAL SIN – Nor Promote it AT ANY COST!
It rally is sort of a jump off a bridge with a weight around your neck type thing for me.
I have no clue how society could be so sick and disgusting and twisted that ALL HETEROSEXUAL – STRICTLY HETEROSEXUAL Men are SLANDERED! SLANDERED As ‘Crazy’ ‘Bigots’! – Not hip with the times and not doing the little circle game these disgusting geeks play.
Female lesbians?
HATE EM!
I do not really understand females and probably never will.
I think I could or would be happy and satisfied with 1 GREAT FEMALE!
Or: Yeah – I have to admit: Polygamy HAS MOST CERTAINLY CROSSED MY MIND!
BUT: Open Polygamy! With a fuck-you bird to culture!
What is the point to amass great wealth if you have to spend it on 1 person? And be VILIFIED for having superior ECONOMCS + mating strategy?
I dunno – I really, REALLY dunno!
I would not want to go down the path of any more than like 3 females – MARRIED! Yes – All married!
No diamond rings.
DIAMONDS ARE A MAN’S WORST ENEMY!
Overpriced CHAZERAI pumped up by jew-geeks and their friends in the diamond industry – An All-Around WORTHLESS INVESTMENT in the most SUPERFICIAL CULTURE IMAGINABLE!
Oooh! Baby!!! You got me the 52-carat!
Jesse Gilbert?
Indian beads bitches!
OR: SOMETHING HAND CRAFTED PERSONALLY DESIGNED MAYBE CUSTOM ORDERED ON ETSY!
(If they allow CRETINOUS HOMOPHOBES like Jesse Gilbert to even purchase custom jewelry @ that website!)
Well: I have my designs in mind for marriage / wedding rings.
SECRET!
But let’s just say they might be a little more REAL and involve a certain K9 THEME!
Anyways: Enjoy your CHAZERAI white trash Amerikka and Israhell!
BLOOD DIAMONDS?
I like to think myself a bit more LIBERAL AND ENLIGHTENED that buying something mined by African kids in A LIVING HELL!
BUT WHAT DO I KNOW? I’m Just A Stoneage Caveman! (Lawyer?)…
TRUTH: I probably have too many mother issues to EVER get married! My mom Barabara is a big-time COCK-BLOCKER and even bringing a female around her would be a sure recipe for DISASTER!
I still hold out hope though! I am a ROMAN at heart!?
Speaking of Designs and things…
When we escape white trash homosexual LGBTQ planet earth in the WOWLS Spacefleet and search for INTELLIGENT LIFE FORMS beyond Pluto – There just might be some K9-Themed COMMUNICATIONS DEVICES!
Have you ever seen star-trek with those like Trident shaped pins?
I was not a major ‘Trekkki’ but I did glean SOME inspiration from COMMANDER whats-his-face
Anyways: YES! Mother Issues! My Ma is COMPLETELY CRAZY!
1 thing though – 1 or 2 small, very very small things I might say in her favor:
Barbara Gilbert taught me 1 word and 1 word only in Yiddish: CHAZERAI!
(I hate that cockroach language!)
