EVERY LAST WEBSITE OWNER NEEDS FUCKLOADS OF CONTENT!
Say what you REALLY Want To Say! – Don’t EVER Hire A Paid / Outsourced ‘Content Writer’ EVER Again!
HUMAN SLAVERY MUST STOP! – And Slaving Away @ A Keyboard Creating SHITTY 5th Rate Hack Content @ 2 cents per word IS HUMAN SLAVERY!
Despite what the PC/PR ‘Overlords’ try to ‘Market Position’ as ‘At Home Work’.
Every see pictures of CUTE Chics @ A Laptop on STOCK PHOTO sites marketing WORK AT HOME Freelance writer SCAMS!?
ALL A SCAM! 100% OF IT! NOT ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A WHOPPER LET ALONE TRAVEL THE WORLD!
Just like FASHION CAN and Usually mustbe Re-Fabbed and INNOVATED on – So can WEBSITE CONTENT!
Content is the main driver of traffic and magnet of your website — Probably one of, if not the most important tool in helping achieve your life goals.
It is crucial to have a solid content strategy in place.
Contact Jesse Gilbert AKA General HaKhan – STRATEGY! – AS in MONGOLIAN BATTLE STRATEGY Applied to CONTENT GENERATION!
Schedule, routine, raw mechanics, tools, what to avoid etc…
YOU GET IT ALL WITH / FROM Jesse Gilbert #1 AI Dev AND #1 Copywriter In Human Histoire!
It’s gotta be FRESH FRESH FRESH!…
EVERY DAY!
There are like 10 hundred BILLION NEW Blog Posts EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY!
The Internet is a GIANT LOBSTER POT of DEPRESSED G#EEKS Clamoring for Attention
925 259 1976 – You got my number if you want A REAL SOLID PRO!
I’ve outlined some key steps into developing a strong, client/customer/prospective-buyer-focused strategy for your website content.
1. Identify Your USP
Mine? Use my products / services or become SLAVES to those who CHOOSE to!
You have a choice! – And you can discriminate just because you don’t like my pro-cannabis, pro-heterosexual, pro-healthy philosophy.
RESULTS: UBI! BOTH TYPES!
UBI is REAL and let’s just say it is a bit of a ‘Double Entendre’ for VAMPIRE shits and giggles.
THE MOST RADICALLY DIFFERENT BRAND FROM EVERY LAST OTHER LLC, INC etc…Out There!
FUCK UNICORNS! – General HaKhan (Hates ’em!)
2. Create a Responsible Long-Term Strategy website content audit
Don’t sell your soul for mass appeal. It can be tempting to take a greasy bribe to be a hired hit pen for CANCER, AIDS and DESTRUCTION of the environment by ENTRENCHED BUSINESS INTEREST.
CANNABIS – THE REAL STORY ON PROHIBITION THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL NEVER TELL!
*Hint: Pulp-Timber contracts…To Print NEWSPAPERS! And Magazines! – Like TIME!
TIME = MONEY!
www.Wowls.com/time/
And other FAKE NEWS – Like all y’all.
Cannabis Industry Reality Check: The Stakes are LIFE IN PRISON & Then Some! With RAPE!
www.Wowls.com/c/
But with MY PRODUCTS / SERVICES + Tactical Thermonuclear Cyber PR YOU CAN BEAT THEM ALL!
Consign these white trash homosexual geeks, sorcerers and other MURDERERS to their FATE! – HELL! PR HELL ON EARTH!!
3. Pen Name / Nom De Guerre
This can be hard but General HaKhan AKA The Alpha Cyber Wolf Can Help!
Example: Mike Dank > MicLev Musician name.
Target MANY DIFFERENT Sectors!
By determining your key ideal client/customer personas, you can create personalized content that is targeted and relevant to their interests, needs and goals. Your content is meant to answer their questions, educate them and address their pain points. Remember that you have more than one audience, and your website should have content that is created for each and all of them. In addition to prospects, you should create website content that is geared towards clients, prospective employees, business partners, the media, etc.
4. BUILD IN CLIENT ACQUISITIONS!
I can show you how! Hint: It ain’t easy beatin’ the sleazy!
5. Testimonials!
Get AS MANY AS YOU CAN!
These will BOLSTER your rep and protect you against DEFAMATION, SLANDER and even MURDER from weaklings with ZERO integrity thinking they are ‘Heavy-Hitters’ – Like my BAR-bunny sarah einhorn and those geeks @ Alameda County INFERNAL & INFERIOR
– Thought leadership blog
– Premium content (i.e. whitepapers, eBooks)
– Services/capabilities information
– Case studies and client testimonials
– Portfolio
– Compelling “about” page
– Team
– Employee spotlights
– Up-to-date job postings
– Process
– FAQs
– Videos (can feature company culture, client testimonials, etc.)
6. Write compelling web copy
USE HeadlineGizmo! Contact me for rates! #1 Headline Creation SAAS for EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR BLOG POSTS!
Take the time to create copy that informs, educates and guides your audience. The length of your copy depends on the purpose of the page and your overall message, but a minimum of 300 words is a good rule of thumb for SEO purposes. However your main focus should be quality, not quantity. Share interesting, relevant information that will be of value to your audiences. Statistics, research and quotes are effective ways to add substance to your copy, and it’s important to take the time to find high quality images and graphics. Be sure to proofread thoroughly, as nothing can derail compelling copy and make a bad first impression like misspellings or punctuation errors. And make the content easy to read by breaking it up into a list or by using subheadings.
7. Say What You REALLY Think!
Oh it takes one hella a lot of STRATEGY to beat these geeks, clowns and GRAMMAR NAZIS! I do not give 1 FLYING FUCK about your ‘grammar’ provided you engage in ACTUAL ‘Journalisms’!
Nigger? I say it regularly – Just like the MOST FAMOUS AND MOST INTELLIGENT AMERICAN WRITER – Mark Twain!
He had these hypocritical ‘victorian’ linguistics geeks and media clowns COLD!
The newspaper that obstructs the law on a trivial pretext, for money’s sake, is a dangerous enemy to the public weal. That awful power, the public opinion of a nation, is created in America by a horde of ignorant, self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse.
Mark Twain
Self, Media, America
Mark Twain (2000). “Mark Twain: Plymouth Rock and the Pilgrims and Other Speeches”, Cooper Square Pub
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Mark Twain
Fake People, Truth, Inspirational Life
In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.
Mark Twain
Read one of his books!
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!
Same with QUENTIN TARANTINO! Django UNCHAINED!
Historical Revisionists and other white trash homosexual geeks like to play media games about these issues – Including REAL LIFE BLOOD DRINKIN VAMPIRES!
Don’t dumb it down TOO much! If they cannot handle TRUTH and your AUTHENTIC Ideas – Fuck ’em!
(If you can!)
8. Forget ‘Content Schedules’
Write when you want and be sure to be standing with your PC on a counter, table top and/or STANDING DESK!
Sitting @ a chair trying to pound out content is MURDER on your HEALTH!
YOUR LIFE IS AT STAKE IN CONTENT GENERAITON!
And don’t let these GEEKS tell you other wise.
9. Publish Publish Publish!
Don’t worry about getting it perfect. Put a DISCLAIMER if you like that nothingis written in stone and then IMPROVE Upon your content WHENEVER new ideas, parts of the content / story etc…Become available!
It is HARD to do ALL AT ONCE! – PREPARE first with STRATEGY and it will be 100x+++ easier to generate ALL NEW CONTENT for your WEBSITES on the fly!
10. FUCK LLC’s ALL OF THEM!
Don’t be another Keep Dreamin’ LLC trying to disclaim PERSoNAL LIABILITIES for YOUR BUSINESS!
The world DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
You cannot limit your financial, political and/or SPIRITUAL liability for FRAUD, MURDER etc… via some geeked out BAR bunny innovation that was invented in the 1970’s called ‘LLC’
Keep Dreamin motherfuckers, keep dreaming.
TRACTIONS!
Burn Rubber on these fools!
Contact Jesse Gilbert AKA General HaKhan AKA The Alpha Cyber Wolf for THE REAL DEAL in UNLIMITED QUALITY WEBSITE CONTENT!
jesse@wowls.com – Send an email if you want.
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Also request email if any audios, text or video on my website is not functioning as YouTube jerry-rigs video view count numbers – I am pretty damn sure more than 4 people watched my video promos!
If you email me and do not hear from me – FIND ANOTHER WAY TO CONTACT ME! – I have not recieved ANY incoming emails in a VERY LONG TIME – And I have my doubts as to whether 1 or 3 people might have been interested to contact and/or collaborate with me.
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