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I need the following email messages transcribed into Japanese, Chinese, Korean & Mongolian. Please place your bid I can only pay for 1 maybe 2 hours of work at most:
Email Subject line: BREAKING: Asian Technology CRUSHES Global Real Estate Markets & DOMINATES Space Race!
Email body:
BREAKING: Asian Technology CRUSHES Global Real Estate Markets & DOMINATES Space Race!
*Please forward this email to any INTELLIGENT, Savvy Asian Investors who want to OWN the future real estate markets with SUPERIOR Asian-themed technology!
I, Jesse Gilbert, WILL do my best to FAIRLY compensate you LEGALLY for facilitating RAPID investments and market conquest provided you can forward me emails PROVING you took action – Digital Agreements for strategic collaboration can be signed TODAY!
(You can contact me to ask for % rates for being a business negotiator for AutoYurt!)
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“Simplicity Is The Ultimate Sophistication” -Leonardo Da Vinci
AutoYurt Mongolian-themed Ultra-Mobile Living Spaces Technology that fits on the roof of ANY vehicle has to be an ‘alternative’ business model based on Mongolian Army ranks for the ultimate in SPEED AND MOBILITY…
ANY and ALL intelligent, educated Asian businessmen can UNDERSTAND and RESPECT that the #1 market dominator product has to be structured this way for unprecedented financial success and rapid GLOBAL DOMINATION Strategy.
*Are you an Asian investor who might want to make a FORTUNE on the newest innovation in LIVING SPACES TECHNOLOGY derived from Ancient North Asian Mongolian yurt/ger technology?
Learn about AutoYurt! The Mongolian yurt / ger upgraded and innovated on for modern living with a 2nd hatch for in-yurt trunk access + C.C. center control pillar for plugin in all electronics and managing heating, cooking and solar / H2O…
A totally self-sufficient eco-friendly Asian themed LIVING SPACES technology that will DOMINATE the global markets in 20 to 100 yrs!…
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*Have you ever heard of Genghis Khan? What about ‘Yurts’ also known as ‘Gers’?? Share share share via that email forward button this exciting news about ASIAN culture and how it will ABSOLUTELY DOMINATE the western ‘housing’ markets within 20 to 100 yrs.
NEWSFLASH: The Global Media LIES! There is no ‘Housing Crisis’ – What there is is and AFFORDABLE ‘LIVING SPACES’ Issue…
The media INTENTIONALLY + INTERNATIONALLY only uses the term ‘Housing’ to describe the problems / issue to PRECLUDE out of the box solutions that REALLY DELIVER!
Introducing www.AutoYurt.com from Jesse Gilbert and co-creator Christopher Crosby
What is AutoYurt?
AutoYurt is the most exciting next-generation ASIAN themed Living Spaces solution that is fit for everything from URBAN GHETTOS to upscale outdoors adventures in snowy mountains (swiss alps / arctic tundra?) and ALSO outer space explorations such as the moon and mars!
This is Mongolian technology upgraded and innovated on for modern living!
It can fit on the roof of ANY vehicle and INFLATE using compressed airs.
WOOF! POOF!! SHAZAMM!!! (*NOTE to translators: leave WOOF POOF SHAZAMM in english pleasre)
Instant MAGICAL Living Spaces that no government can stop.
SAVVY ASIAN REAL ESTATE INVESTORS TAKE NOTE:
AutoYurt can help anyone investing in real estate CAPITALIZE on vacant lands with ADVERSE POSSESSION SQUATTER LAWS!…
–LAWS that legally allow anyone to claim lands as their own PROPERTY if they live on them without objections being filed in courts!
You can buy 10 or 15 AutoYurts and PAY people who need living space to go and SQUAT on different lands STRATEGICALLY and TAKE FULL LEGAL POSSESSION of these lands if no on files legal objections!
LOOK IT UP AND DO SOME RESEARCH!
AutoYurt Features:
AutoYurt has the C.C. Center Control pillar (you know what a yurt looks like with the center support beam)…
The C.C. has plugs for ALL of your electronic gadgets plus internet, cooking, water and heat…
And AutoYurt has built in Solar/H2O DEW POINT water gathering to provide all of your energy needs in CLEAN GREEEN AFFORDABLE SOLUTIONS .
Give AutoYurt Klients the ability to flip the middle finger to LAME real estate contracts and UNENDING MORTGAGE payments for land you NEVER EVEN GET TO OWN!
*Optional home defense weapons systems that use compressed air to fire spikes and/or non-lethal pepper balls to stop intruders and thieves! All manageable from an $80 laptop!
CUSTOM COLORS EASILY TO REPRESENT YOUR TASTES IN FASHION AND STYLE!
It is EASY to custom color your AutoYurt living spaces with ANY COLOR PALET theme you want – STYLISH Upscale, AFFORDABLE technology that WIPES OUT Apple Inc IPhone for the combo of tech-savvy and style!
AutoYurt is indeed the ULTIMATE in simple, sophisticated LIVING SPACES.
WE NEED EXPOSURE IN ASIA!
Please forward this email and let Asian investors and youth know that there is an AWESOME NEW technology on the market that CELEBRATES Authentic Asian history!
The good, the bad, the ugly, the bloody – And the TREASURE of REAL Mongolian/Chineser Dynastic history that was PIVOTAL to the shaping and founding of the Americas!…
EDUCATED people KNOW that Chinese GUNPOWDER brought to Europe by Mongols was what led to the COLONIZATION of The Americas with ‘Thunderstick’!…
EVERYONE WHO CANNOT OR WILL NOT RECOGNIZE THIS AS HISTORICAL TRUTH ARE JUST IGNORANT, ARROGANT HIPSTERS
If you are LITERATE, EDUCATED, and familiar with MILITARY / BUSINESS history you know that the Mongolian armies that conquered the whole of the middle east and asia had the following army ranks structures:
Toumen: Commander over 10,000’s
Minghan: 1,000’s
Zuun: 100’s
Arban: 10’s
This is the structure Jesse Gilbert uses for AutoYurt global real estate domination…
NOT CORPORATE AMERICAN CEO/PRESIDENT/SHAREHOLDERS style business!
It HAS to be this way and decisions cannot by any means be made by consulting ‘shareholders’ and other POLITICALLY CORRECT FOOLS who would never allow a MASCULINE themed product to conquer markets without hordes of FEMINISTS arguing that the brand is not sufficiently FEMINIZED enough…
DO YOU KNOW ANY MONGOLIAN, JAPANESE, KOREAN, MALAYSIAN and/or CHINESE BUSINESSMEN WHO MIGHT WANT PART OWNERSHIP / LEADERSHIP in a multi-TRILLION Mongolian themed Living Spaces Tech Domination brand of the future?
Please do forward them this email now!
Jesse Gilbert is considering having AutoYurt manufactured in Shenzen China in MUCH MUCH MUCH more HUMANE conditions than Apple Inc- The company that causes Chinese slave laborers to COMMIT SUICIDE due to horrific assembly line work conditions…
Jesse GIlbert will advocate for as much PURE marijuana, cocaine, mushrooms and/or heroine (but NO ALCOHOLS!) workers want to use while on shifts and have reasonably fair PROFIT margins to give them upwards class mobility.
Workers / employees will ALSO have the ability to be an AutoYurt KLIENT to save money for their families and eventually maybe be higher in the economic food chain than mere peasant-like slave laborers in the tech worlds.
YOU CAN MAKE MONEY! Jesse Gilbert will DEFINITELY work with you to pay you a handsome bounty for bringing in KLIENTELE for this upscale next-gen LIVING SPACES technology!
Join this ‘Cyber-Khanate’!
Pick your desired level of participation and contact jessegilbert1@protonmail.com jesse@wowls.com or 925 259 1976 to negotiate your share of the SPOILS OF WAR for helping bring this Genghis Khan themed INTERNATIONAL REAL ESTATE DOMINATOR to market ASAP!
Toumen: Commander over 10,000’s
Minghan: 1,000’s
Zuun: 100’s
Arban: 10’s
AutoYurt ABSOLUTELY CAN be used in MINING operations for logistical savvy and 100% increases in ROI for mining contracts! Yes – AutoYurt is the best brand out there in Mongolian/American themed technology.