Bitches WANTED for Western Khanate High-Tech Family Dynasty! ASAP!

Dear aspiring Female WOWLS Ambassador,

(The picture is maybe 10 yrs past – I’m older and uglier but not stupider!)

Are you looking for BOTH a BRAND AND A way of life you can stand behind and be on board for – Forever?!

Maybe the Western Khanate of General HaKhan AKA Jesse Gilbert is the OPPORTUNITY you’ve been looking for in life.

I’m technically ‘jewish’ but I hate jews, even my own mom and dad.

My brother is OK!

Everyone else other than my brother and my dog rudy?

GET CHIPPED BITCHES! I DON’T GIVE EVEN 1 NANO-FUCK ABOUT YOU!!

AmeriKa is so stupid, worthless and pathetic it is hard to believe it is even real.

WELL: AmeriKa IS Great in some ways and still could be one of the least of all possible evils I JUST DON’T KNOW!

Anyways.

I’m looking for WEED AND PUSSY!

And that’s real.

I didn’t get into tech to be another corporate CEO geek playing touch but with media and having to conceal my real feelings about AmeriKan culture.

And HONESTLY: THE STRATEGY TO POSITION MYSELF WHERE I AM IS ENOUGH TO ALMOST MAYBE DESTROY MY BODY!

It is that crazy to have to knock down like HUNDREDS of big-tech companies and Unicorns!

WOWLS are counter-unicorn tech Unicorn KILLERS!

Can you get with that or are you just another one of those people?

Applications being accepted for WOWLS AMBASSADORS!

ALL RACES – SURE!

AmeriKa IS A ‘Melting Pot’ but one I ain’t trying to get melted in.

Israel ain’t any better than this rotten corrupt country.

NOR IS ANY COUNTRY PROBABLY!

I don’t know I just don’t know.

But I DO KNOW WOWLS is #1 Branding That can never be beat and INHERITING A POrTION in the High-Tech Western Khanate and continuing what I’ve started as a HARDCORE MUSASHI STYLE AUTO-VTOL BRAND…

I WANT SOME KIDS TO KEEP IT GOING!

Even if one of them has to shoot me or something 🙂

THERE ARE LIKE 5,000 UNICORN COMPANIES VALUED @ LIKE $20 BILLION EACH! – AND AS WOWLS AMBASSADOR I AM OBLIGATED TO SEARCH AND DESTROY EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY BEFORE I AM TAKEN OUT!

THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND! K9 SUPREMACY MUST RULE OVER THE HORSES AND THAT IS THAT!

K9-Intelligence!

P.S. Check back to this page if interested – I will have to update it regularly with thoughts. THIS IS NOT ALL GLAMOUR! NOT AT ALL! BUt LIKE AS SERIOUS AS BURNING GUTS FROM OVERWORK  @ KEYBOARDS TO KILL MURDER EVERY LAST UNICORN IN THE GALAXY!