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Tell those AI facial recognition tech unicorns to take it up the ass until a stiff wind blows.
Are you tired of the term AI? Do you, like me, understand how much BULLSHIT AND HYPE the term is and how worthless and scummy like 99% of these AI facial recognition startups actually are?
They deliver no value to the world…NONE – Not even 1 red cent!
Anyone with an SAT score over like 1200 and an IQ higher than a kitchen fly understands pretty easily that a company like Facebook can never, ever be beat in the facial recognition AI market sector…
DATA DUH!
They already have like 150 thousand trillion billion pictures to work with and all the ramped up CPU to do anything they want in the facial recognition AI sector in days…
So why do all these newer and lamer hipster metrosexual SJW pink faggot gay pride unicorn AIDS bunny scum get each and every last penny of the vulture capital funding?
BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU ARE STUPID AND IMPRESSED WITH AN ‘OH-So-Scientific-Word-Like-AI’!…
NEWSFLASH: The only AI tools of value to 99% of businesses will be…ding ding ding…WRITING TOOLS THAT HELP BUSINESSES CAPTURE ATTENTION!
Take a look at the chart below from Statista:
Notice how they don’t even mention advertising and/or COPYWRITING as an applicable field of AI!!
(THE MOST IMPORTANT AI FIELDS OF ALL FOR STARTUPS AND PEOPLE WITH SOUL LOOKING TO MARKET THEIR OWN BRANDS!!)
Sorry STATISTA but you are FULL OF SHIT (And SOL)!
There are lies, damn lies and statistics and this little chart is about as faggoty as gay rights research from FOOLS like Keneysian folk who say all men are bi-sexual and that AIDS affects everyone…
(You know, the type who want you getting BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS from people with very high probability of HIV+/AIDS if you ever get so much as a bloody nose)
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It allows 1 person or teams up to 5 and even 20 to collaborate online and via mobile to NAIL the headlines and rake in the $$$$$$$
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Like Dan Kennedy Jesse Gilbert aims for QUALITY OVER QUANTITY of clients…But unlike Dan Jesse is not looking for 10 to 1 – No, Jesse is looking at 100 to 1 Quality over Quantity ratio of clients (Actually maybe 1,000 to 1 because people I have met in this industry can be so so so disingenous and slanderous that it is not even fun to deal with).
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