// EXCLUSIVE L.A. MERCH DROP

The Hottest Aerospace Brand of the Future.

Don't settle for mass-produced, generic souvenirs. The WOWLS! SuperIntelligence drop brings high-end, futuristic aerospace mythos straight from the creative epicenter of Los Angeles — printed on premium, thick-collar heavyweight tees designed to turn heads from Venice to your hometown.

The Venice Sunset Capsule — WOWLS! SuperIntelligence t-shirt

The Venice Sunset Capsule

Westside golden hour, winged.

Two WOWLS tearing down the shoreline at sunset — palms, pier, lifeguard tower and surfboards. The boardwalk icon that takes a piece of L.A. home.

$100
The Neon Metropolis Capsule — WOWLS! SuperIntelligence t-shirt

The Neon Metropolis Capsule

A brighter, intelligent tomorrow.

A WOWL bounding through a rain-slick future city of hover-craft and neon. SuperIntelligence, worn loud.

$100
The Moonlit Summit Capsule — WOWLS! SuperIntelligence t-shirt

The Moonlit Summit Capsule

Born in the wild. Built for the climb.

Wings spread on a snowy peak under a full moon, waterfalls and pines below. The original mythos — Siberian wild meets aerospace ambition.

$100
The Cosmic Odyssey Capsule — WOWLS! SuperIntelligence t-shirt

The Cosmic Odyssey Capsule

Next stop: orbit.

A WOWL soaring above the clouds toward a glowing planet, spacecraft streaking past. The hottest aerospace brand of the future, on your chest.

$100

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Custom Colorways

Choose your preferred color, size, and a custom location tag woven into the mythos.

Heavyweight Quality

Premium, thick-collar luxury streetwear printed on-demand.

Made for the Culture

Limited AI-assisted mythos drops you won't find anywhere else.

We Ship It Home

International orders available.

Want a bespoke colorway or your own location tag? Send us your vibe.

// EXCLUSIVE RETAIL PARTNER PROGRAM

High Margins. Zero Inventory Waste.

On-demand flexibility for boutiques, surf shops and boardwalk retailers.

$100

Suggested retail per shirt

$50

Wholesale cost — a clean 50% margin

$1,000

Initial capsule: 20 shirts, assorted sizes

  • Not limited to samples: choose from the flagship designs or tap our rotating catalog of AI-generated aerospace and mythos drops.
  • Lightning-fast restocks: never lose a sale to an out-of-stock size — reorder on demand with rapid fulfillment.
  • Built for the boardwalk: heavyweight tees that command a $100 price point and drive impulse buys from tourists and locals alike.