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Midnight Hunt Rations

Gourmet Survival Snacks

Part wolf, part owl, pure artisan indulgence. Hand-crafted in Los Angeles by master bakers and packaged for the modern nomad.

The Steppe Forager Pack — a collectible yurt-shaped folding box filled with chocolate chip cookies shaped like field mice and rabbits, in front of its WOWLS! packaging

01. The Steppe Forager Pack — Artisan Chocolate Chip Cookies | $24.00

When the pack is on the move, you need fuel that satisfies. Baked fresh by Eddie Yang, master of confections, these rich, premium chocolate chip cookies are precision-shaped into field mice and rabbits—the classic prey of the Siberian wild. Enclosed in our signature, collectible, yurt-shaped folding box complete with a witty dispatch from the WOWLS! mythos and a nod to our baker.

  • 100% All-Natural Ingredients & Rich Chocolate Chunks
  • Collectible Yurt-Shaped Symmetrical Folding Box
  • Includes 1 Exclusive Mythos Fortune Card
Siberian Fire & Ice Crystal Shards — a faceted silver-and-gold package of hand-spun rock candy in glacial ice-blue and fiery red-orange shards

02. Siberian Fire & Ice Crystal Shards | $15.00

Hand-spun by Eddie Yang, master of confections. From a sub-zero & volcanic hot borehole of Siberia — where crystal-clear glacial ice meets a jolt of fiery flavor in a single, striking high-contrast crunch. One shard is fire. One shard is ice. Together they taste like the moment the tundra catches sunrise.

The Fire

Cinnamon and citrus-spiced heat, infused with a slow-building chili burn. Bold, warm and unapologetic — the flavor of survival itself, crackling like a campfire on the open steppe.

The Ice

A sophisticated fusion of frozen bergamot, chilled white grapefruit and aquatic sea-salt ozone. It tastes like breathing the first cold wind off a glacier — impossibly bright, mineral-clean, instantly refreshing.

  • Two Flavor Fusion — Fire & Ice in Every Shard
  • Drawn From a Sub-Zero & Volcanic Hot Borehole of Siberia
  • Elemental Sweetness From Extraordinary Places
The Transbaikal Frontier Drip Coffee Kit — a fold-out drip coffee packet mounted on a black enamel mug beside a 5-Pack Expedition Box, sugar packs and dried cream tablets against a misty Siberian taiga

03. WOWLS! Transbaikal Frontier Drip Coffee Kit | $18.00 (5-Pack Expedition Box)

A Taste of the Wild Eastern Frontier

No campfires required. No heavy gear to drag across the horizon.

Whether you're working out of a high-altitude basecamp, tracking the terrain from your vehicle, or fueling up for a long-haul drive, you shouldn't have to sacrifice a world-class cup of coffee. Introducing Transbaikal Frontier Coffee—our tribute to the bold, untamed spirit of the wild Siberian taiga. We've packed the rich, uncompromising depth of a legendary artisan dark roast straight into a revolutionary, fold-out pour-over drip bag that fits in your pocket and mounts on any mug.

The Flavor & Craft Profile

Engineered to match the heavy-hitting, smoky-sweet perfection of a premium French Roast, every packet delivers deep notes of dark chocolate, rich campfire smoke, and a lingering caramel brûlée finish. It's bold, dense, smooth, and built for those who take their coffee strong and unapologetic.

Every single-serve packet comes complete with everything you need to tame the elements:

All-In-One Expedition Kit

  • The Fold-Out Drip Filter: Sets up over any cup in seconds for a clean, precision-extracted pour-over.
  • Integrated Dried Cream Tablets: Rich, shelf-stable cream tablets that dissolve smoothly into a velvety micro-foam.
  • Pure Sugar Packs: Measured sweetening power to balance the deep, smoky bite.

Brew Anywhere. Belong Everywhere. Tear it open. Mount it on your mug. Taste the frontier.

WOWLS! Unicorn Blood Energy Elixir — a matte-black 12oz can printed UNICORN BLOOD with a winged wolf emblem, set against a splash of deep crimson-ruby liquid on dark stone

04. WOWLS! Unicorn Blood Energy Elixir | $4.50 per 12oz Can / $24.00 (6-Pack Expedition Tin)

Forget the Glitter. Taste the Power.

Tired of pastel dreams and corporate fairy tales? So are we.

While the rest of the market is busy chasing unicorns, we bottled the raw, high-octane energy required to actually build the future. Unicorn Blood is our anti-establishment answer to the stagnant, sugary energy drinks clogging the shelves.

Formulated for cyber nomads, deep-focus creators, and members of the pack who work late and move fast, this is high-performance fuel with a bite.

The Flavor & Vibe

Forget artificial neon pinks. Pouring a sleek, matte-black can reveals a deep, crimson-ruby elixir built on a bold, razor-sharp fusion of tart blood orange, crushed pomegranate, and wild raspberry. It's intensely refreshing, perfectly crisp, and packs a clean, fruit-forward punch without the syrupy crash.

Engineered to sharpen your edge when you're deep in a workflow or charging across the terrain:

SuperIntelligence Formulation

  • Sustained Clean Energy: Powered by natural green coffee bean extract for smooth, jitter-free acceleration.
  • Cognitive Nootropics: Infused with Lion's Mane mushroom and L-Theanine to lock in laser focus and mental clarity.
  • Zero Fluff: Premium functional ingredients designed for peak physical and digital endurance.

Slay the noise. Fuel the mission. Pop a top and taste the real thing.

Fuel the pack. Hunt at midnight.

The Steppe Collection is stocked in the WOWLS! shop. Flat $10 U.S. / $30 international shipping is added in the site cart at checkout.